Queen Bro

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▼: hey!
▲: egbert is that you
▼: oh god.
▲: goddamn youre an elusive little bastard
▼: i am guessing this is dave's bro?
▲: ding ding ding
▲: you want a medal or something kid
▲: so fucking smart seriously i am blown away
▲: feel like im talking to einstein
▲: he was gay too i think
▼: i feel like any medal you'd give me would be inappropriate.
▼: and i am not gay!
▲: what are you implying exactly
▲: yeah okay dude
▲: youre not gay so i guess i better go tell dave
▼: people on here are so weird.
▲: and then revel in his crushed spirit and heart
▼: wait, no!
▲: yes egbert most of the people on this site are pedophiles no doubt youve been propositioned for some kinky shit already
▲: no man im going to go tell him right now
▲: hell probably start crying like a little bitch
▼: no, they just keep asking me to cyber. i don't even know what that is!
▼: and no!
▼: stop!
▲: uh are you serious
▲: how old are you like thirteen
▲: you seriously dont know what cybering is
▲: why dont you want me to tell him wont it make things less awkward if he finds out you dont reciprocate his homocrush dude
▼: shut up! dad usually didn't let me go to sites with cybering so i guessed it was bad and never asked!
▼: and i'll...i'll tell him myself!
▲: yeah dude it is pretty bad for a blushing little virgin like yourself
▲: oh alright ill just sit back and wait for that conversation
▲: you tell me when you get around to doing that alright bro
▼: well okay!
▼: and i will! i promise!
▲: wow seriously youre just going to sit content with that description
▲: dont you have any sense of curiousity
▲: you probably just sat in your overly padded crib as a baby all swaddled in pillows and protective gear and didnt move at all
▲: just fucking dribbling down your chin and shit and being retarded and uninteresting
▲: and yeah you do that im sure ill have a grand old time listening to dave whimper at me about it
▼: no! shut up! i will look it up right now!
▼: ... typheus safesearch won't let me.
▲: oh jesus christ egbert
▲: you want me to tell you
▲: id like to hear some consent before i start describing it to you in case your dad decides to bake me a YOURE GOING TO JAIL PEDOPHILE cake
▼: yeah, tell me. i will prove i am not a baby!
▲: alright dude this might injure your unsullied mind
▲: cybering is pretty much when you and someone else
▲: or like a bunch of people if youre into that shit
▲: do a kind of roleplay thing only youre all describing having sex with each other
▲: basically the main event in zingled olympics
▼: eww!
▼: why do people do that?
▲: some of them are desperate
▲: cant get any ass offline
▲: some of them do it cause its just fun dont really have to do much
▲: just type some kinky shit and jerk off a little and bam
▼: i bet you do that!
▼: haha!
▲: good days work
▲: yeah totally
▲: you found me out
▲: thats why ive been looking for you
▼: wait.
▼: what?
▲: obviously i would like to engage you in a romping session of sweet cyber sex egbert
▼: eww!
▼: no!
▼: why?
▲: haha chill out dude i was fucking with you
▲: god youre such a little pansy its almost adorable
▼: oh.
▼: hah!
▼: wait, what?
▲: if you say wait what one more time i am going to lodge a ninja star in your eye socket
▲: i wrote that shit
▲: its text
▲: right there in front of your face
▲: reread it and come back to me
▼: well i'm sorry! it's just a bit weird!
▲: whats weird bro
▲: i didnt say i want to pound you furiously
▲: i said you were adorable
▲: like a crippled puppy or something
▼: a crippled puppy?
▲: yes
▲: you know one of those baby dogs
▲: handicapped in some unspecified way
▲: i imagine it just derping around and yipping at nothing like an annoying little asshole
▼: and that's me?
▲: basically
▲: i think youd be a good chihuahua or something
▼: i am not sure if that is a good thing.
▲: well on one hand puppies are pretty much cute as fuck and bad ass
▲: and on the other hand chihuahuas are the one dog id like to punt over every fence in the united states
▼: how am i puntable?
▼: i am so cool!
▲: you just supplied yourself with the perfect example
▼: no, i am so cool!
▲: yeah dude and im queen elizabeth
▲: whoops my powdered wig fell off right into the load of bullshit youre spewing here
▼: there is no bullshit!
▼: you are mean.
▲: nah youre just sensitive
▲: how the hell are you even friends with dave
▲: does he love you so much that he tip toes around shit for you because he knows youre going to start crying about it
▲: arent you two just the sweetest little buttbros
▲: you gonna make an honest woman out of him egbert